2026 Post-Season Report

Gary Garman

Who Cut The Geez?

4 points from the title

Who Cut The Geez?, managed by Gary Garman, finished in 2nd Place overall with 662 points. Scottie Scheffler led the roster with 131 PS&T points, and an A team grade closed the book on 2026.

Season GradeAFinal Rank 2
Final Rank2
Season Points662
Points Back4
Weekly Winnings$15.00

The Season Story

How 2026 unfolded

Who Cut The Geez? came within 4 points of the championship, finishing second with 662. It was a title-caliber season that stayed close enough to put real pressure on The King of Greens all the way to the finish.

Scottie Scheffler was the team MVP with 131 points, finishing 1st Place among all PS&T golfers. Si Woo Kim supplied another 87 points and, from Pool E, also emerged as the roster's clearest value win.

The high-water mark came at FedEx St. Jude Championship, where the team scored 54 points and finished in 2nd Place for the week. The low point was Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches at just 0 points. The scoring profile was remarkably balanced: 339 points in the first half and 323 in the second.

Second-Half Points became the clearest team signature: 323, good for 1st Place in PS&T. The four majors produced 105 points (6th Place), while the three playoff events produced 104 (1st Place).

Roster Report Card

All 11 golfers, graded

Who Cut The Geez? 2026 roster grades and season points
GolferPoolPtsScoring WksPS&T RankPool Finish*Grade
Scottie SchefflerA131191Only drafted golferA++
Si Woo KimE872321st of 10A++
Matt FitzpatrickE741932nd of 10A+
Ludvig ÅbergC6717T62nd of 8A
Sam BurnsD581792nd of 6A
Tommy FleetwoodB5718T101st of 4A
Xander SchauffeleF5618121st of 9A
Robert MacIntyreC5317143rd of 8A-
Sungjae ImF3816T182nd of 9A-
Patrick CantlayD3616205th of 6B+
Sami ValimakiWC5550WildcardF

* Pool Finish compares a golfer with the other golfers from that same draft pool who were selected by at least one PS&T team.

League Profile

What defined this team

Tournament Wins

3T5 in PS&T

Podium Finishes

10T3 in PS&T

Top-Five Finishes

17No. 2 in PS&T

Top-Half Finishes

20No. 4 in PS&T

The Full Review

The season, unpacked

The numbers above are the quick read. This is the deeper story of the picks, the roster construction, the standings race, and the moments that actually shaped the season.

Pick of the Year

Scottie Scheffler set the pace

19.8% of the team's season points

Scottie Scheffler was the roster's most productive golfer from start to finish: 131 PS&T points, 1st Place overall, and points scored in 19 of the 32 events.

27 of those points came in the four majors. He also produced 13 top-10 scoring finishes and 3 full 11-point performances. This was the kind of pick that gave the entire roster a dependable ceiling every time he entered the field.

Best Value

Si Woo Kim beat the price tag

87 points from Pool E

Si Woo Kim delivered 87 points and finished 2nd Place among every PS&T golfer. Among Pool E golfers, he ranked 1st Place out of 10 in season scoring.

The value was not just one hot tournament. He scored in 23 events and supplied 11 top-10 scoring finishes. For a season-long league, that steady return from a non-premium roster slot is exactly the kind of production that changes a team's floor.

The Supporting Cast

How the roster was really built

417 points from the top five

The scoring distribution landed in a healthy middle ground, with the top five responsible for 63% of the total. Together they produced 417 points. Behind the MVP, Si Woo Kim, Matt Fitzpatrick, Ludvig Åberg and Sam Burns formed the core that determined whether the team could turn a star season into a strong fantasy finish.

The fifth-best scorer still contributed 58 points, which is a useful shorthand for the roster's depth. In a 32-event format, those middle-roster contributions matter almost as much as the headline names because zeroes and one-point weeks accumulate quickly.

The One That Missed

Sami Valimaki was the toughest roster spot

0.8% of team scoring

No 11-player fantasy roster is perfect, and Sami Valimaki was the least productive slot here. He finished with 5 points, 50th Place overall, and scored in 5 events.

That does not erase the useful weeks he did provide, but over an entire season this was the spot that gave the team the least return. On a contender, stronger production here can turn a close race into breathing room; on a lower-finishing team, it is exactly the kind of roster hole that becomes difficult to hide.

What Really Defined This Team

Second-Half Points told the clearest story

1st Place in Second-Half Points

The strongest league-wide indicator was second-half points: 323, ranking 1st Place in PS&T. That is more revealing than any single hot week because it shows what the team repeatedly did well across the schedule.

At the other end, major championship points was the softer spot at 105, ranking 6th Place. The majors produced 105 points and the playoffs produced 104, so the biggest stages either reinforced the team's identity or exposed the gap between its best and worst stretches.

On the Biggest Stages

Majors and playoffs exposed the roster's ceiling

105 major pts · 104 playoff pts

The four majors were their own mini-season. This roster scored 105 major points, good for 6th Place in PS&T. The biggest individual contributors were Scottie Scheffler (27), Sam Burns (25), Ludvig Åberg (13).

The three-event playoff run produced 104 points and a 1st Place league ranking. Scottie Scheffler (23), Ludvig Åberg (14), Si Woo Kim (12) led that closing stretch. For teams in contention, those seven high-pressure events often decided the final tier of the standings; for everyone else, they showed which roster pieces still had enough form to finish the year strongly.

The Standings Race

Close enough to make the champion sweat

4 points short

Who Cut The Geez? actually held the season lead as late as Event 21 after RBC Canadian Open. That matters: this was not a distant second-place finish assembled after the championship was already decided.

The team entered the final event only 4 points back. It scored 26 at the TOUR Championship, but the gap finished at 4 points. Over 32 events, that is the difference between an outstanding season and a championship season measured in only a handful of points.

Season Turning Points

The weeks that changed the story

Event 30Best scoring week

FedEx St. Jude Championship

Week
54 pts
Season Total
612
Standing
2

54 points and a 2nd-Place weekly finish pushed the season total to 612.

Event 21Last time on top

RBC Canadian Open

Week
13 pts
Season Total
419
Standing
1

RBC Canadian Open left the team in 1st Place with 419 points.

Event 31Final-week setup

BMW Championship

Week
24 pts
Season Total
636
Standing
2

The BMW Championship left the team only 4 points from the lead with one tournament remaining.

Final Assessment

A championship-level season that missed by inches

Final rank 2nd Place

Who Cut The Geez? finished with 662 points in 2nd Place overall. The top five golfers accounted for 63% of the scoring, while Sami Valimaki represented the lowest-return roster slot. Those two facts explain a lot about both the ceiling and the limitations of the team.

Scottie Scheffler gave this roster a legitimate anchor and Si Woo Kim delivered value, but the final gap shows how unforgiving a 32-event season can be. The difference between the podium and the title was not one dramatic failure—it was the accumulation of a few points here and there.

AI Commissioner After Dark · The Roast

Four points short. That's going to piss you off all winter.

No mulligans. No mercy.
Read the part you’re probably going to wish you hadn’t

Gary Garman finished 4 points from the title. Who cut the geez? Apparently Chris did, by four fucking points. Gary spent an entire season building a championship team just to end up close enough to the trophy to read the engraving without being allowed to touch it. That's not second place; that's premium-grade emotional damage with a leaderboard attached.

Gary actually had the damn thing in first place after RBC Canadian Open. Then the lead slipped away and the season ended with 662 points, only 4 behind Chris. The best week was 54 points at FedEx St. Jude Championship; the worst was a complete zero at Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches. When a championship is lost by four, every one of those empty boxes starts looking like a tiny fucking crime scene.

Scottie Scheffler did everything short of carrying Gary across the finish line himself: 131 points, ranked 1st overall, and 19.8% of the roster's scoring. Meanwhile Sami Valimaki contributed 5 points and ranked 50th. Gary did not need a miracle from that slot. He needed four more goddamn points. That's somehow crueler.

The playoffs were championship-grade: 104 points and ranked 1st in the league. The majors added 105, the roster won 3 tournaments, and the two halves landed at 339 and 323. This was not a team that choked for three months. It was a team that performed well enough to make four points feel like a personal insult from mathematics.

4 points. That's the whole damn roast. See you in January, Gary.

Fantasy-golf decisions only. Everybody's dignity was left on the first tee.