Tournament Wins
2T8 in PS&T2026 Post-Season Report
Mike Klemens
Va te faire foutre
A tough year with lessons everywhere
Va te faire foutre, managed by Mike Klemens, finished in 14th Place overall with 454 points. Scottie Scheffler led the roster with 131 PS&T points, and a F team grade closed the book on 2026.
Season GradeFFinal Rank 14
Final Rank14
Season Points454
Points Back212
Weekly Winnings$10.00
The Season Story
How 2026 unfolded
Va te faire foutre closed 2026 in 14th Place with 454 points. The final standing was a fair reflection of an uneven season, but the roster still produced individual bright spots and stretches worth remembering.
Scottie Scheffler was the team MVP with 131 points, finishing 1st Place among all PS&T golfers. Chris Gotterup supplied another 71 points and, from Pool E, also emerged as the roster's clearest value win.
The high-water mark came at The American Express, where the team scored 32 points and finished in 1st Place for the week. The low point was Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches at just 1 point. The roster did more of its damage early, scoring 237 points in the first half before cooling to 217 in the second.
Tournament Wins became the clearest team signature: 2, good for T8 in PS&T. The four majors produced 72 points (14th Place), while the three playoff events produced 70 (12th Place).
Roster Report Card
All 11 golfers, graded
| Golfer | Pool | Pts | Scoring Wks | PS&T Rank | Pool Finish* | Grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scottie Scheffler | A | 131 | 19 | 1 | Only drafted golfer | A++ |
| Chris Gotterup | E | 71 | 21 | 5 | 3rd of 10 | A+ |
| Tommy Fleetwood | B | 57 | 18 | T10 | 1st of 4 | A |
| Patrick Cantlay | D | 36 | 16 | 20 | 5th of 6 | B+ |
| Matt McCarty | WC | 29 | 17 | T27 | Wildcard | B- |
| Jason Day | F | 25 | 11 | T32 | 5th of 9 | C+ |
| Maverick McNealy | C | 25 | 19 | T32 | 5th of 8 | C+ |
| Corey Conners | D | 23 | 19 | T37 | 6th of 6 | C |
| Aaron Rai | F | 22 | 12 | T40 | 8th of 9 | C |
| Taylor Pendrith | E | 19 | 14 | T42 | 9th of 10 | D |
| Keegan Bradley | C | 16 | 16 | 45 | 8th of 8 | D |
* Pool Finish compares a golfer with the other golfers from that same draft pool who were selected by at least one PS&T team.
League Profile
What defined this team
Podium Finishes
5T12 in PS&TTop-Five Finishes
8T12 in PS&TTop-Half Finishes
12No. 13 in PS&TThe Full Review
The season, unpacked
The numbers above are the quick read. This is the deeper story of the picks, the roster construction, the standings race, and the moments that actually shaped the season.
Pick of the Year
Scottie Scheffler set the pace
Scottie Scheffler was the roster's most productive golfer from start to finish: 131 PS&T points, 1st Place overall, and points scored in 19 of the 32 events.
27 of those points came in the four majors. He also produced 13 top-10 scoring finishes and 3 full 11-point performances. This was the kind of pick that gave the entire roster a dependable ceiling every time he entered the field.
Best Value
Chris Gotterup beat the price tag
Chris Gotterup delivered 71 points and finished 5th Place among every PS&T golfer. Among Pool E golfers, he ranked 3rd Place out of 10 in season scoring.
The value was not just one hot tournament. He scored in 21 events and supplied 7 top-10 scoring finishes. For a season-long league, that steady return from a non-premium roster slot is exactly the kind of production that changes a team's floor.
The Supporting Cast
How the roster was really built
This was a top-heavy roster: the five leading golfers accounted for 71.4% of all team scoring. Together they produced 324 points. Behind the MVP, Chris Gotterup, Tommy Fleetwood, Patrick Cantlay and Matt McCarty formed the core that determined whether the team could turn a star season into a strong fantasy finish.
The fifth-best scorer still contributed 29 points, which is a useful shorthand for the roster's depth. In a 32-event format, those middle-roster contributions matter almost as much as the headline names because zeroes and one-point weeks accumulate quickly.
The One That Missed
Keegan Bradley was the toughest roster spot
No 11-player fantasy roster is perfect, and Keegan Bradley was the least productive slot here. He finished with 16 points, 45th Place overall, and scored in 16 events. He ranked 8th Place out of 8 within Pool C.
That does not erase the useful weeks he did provide, but over an entire season this was the spot that gave the team the least return. On a contender, stronger production here can turn a close race into breathing room; on a lower-finishing team, it is exactly the kind of roster hole that becomes difficult to hide.
What Really Defined This Team
Tournament Wins told the clearest story
The strongest league-wide indicator was tournament wins: 2, ranking T8 in PS&T. That is more revealing than any single hot week because it shows what the team repeatedly did well across the schedule.
At the other end, major championship points was the softer spot at 72, ranking 14th Place. The majors produced 72 points and the playoffs produced 70, so the biggest stages either reinforced the team's identity or exposed the gap between its best and worst stretches.
On the Biggest Stages
Majors and playoffs exposed the roster's ceiling
The four majors were their own mini-season. This roster scored 72 major points, good for 14th Place in PS&T. The biggest individual contributors were Scottie Scheffler (27), Aaron Rai (13), Tommy Fleetwood (10).
The three-event playoff run produced 70 points and a 12th Place league ranking. Scottie Scheffler (23), Chris Gotterup (17), Patrick Cantlay (12) led that closing stretch. For teams in contention, those seven high-pressure events often decided the final tier of the standings; for everyone else, they showed which roster pieces still had enough form to finish the year strongly.
The Standings Race
A season that peaked in 1st Place
The team climbed as high as 1st Place after The American Express, before settling back to its final position. The path through 32 events was not linear; good weeks moved the team into range, while quiet weeks quickly gave those gains back.
At the finish, 69 points separated it from The Eff-enators directly ahead. That final spacing is useful context: it shows whether one additional strong tournament could have changed the finishing tier or whether the roster needed a more fundamental scoring lift.
Season Turning Points
The weeks that changed the story
Event 2Best scoring week
The American Express
- Week
- 32 pts
- Season Total
- 53
- Standing
- 1
32 points and a 1st-Place weekly finish pushed the season total to 53.
Event 7Toughest week
Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches
- Week
- 1 pts
- Season Total
- 117
- Standing
- 4
Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches produced only 1 point and left the team in 4th Place overall.
Event 3High-water mark
Farmers Insurance Open
- Week
- 6 pts
- Season Total
- 59
- Standing
- 1
Farmers Insurance Open moved the team into 1st Place in the season standings.
Final Assessment
A rough season with a very clear offseason lesson
Va te faire foutre finished with 454 points in 14th Place overall. The top five golfers accounted for 71.4% of the scoring, while Keegan Bradley represented the lowest-return roster slot. Those two facts explain a lot about both the ceiling and the limitations of the team.
The season needs to be judged by the full body of work, not just its best weekends. Scottie Scheffler provided a real bright spot, but the roster needed more golfers to live in that productive middle tier. The clearest offseason goal is simple: raise the floor so one or two misses cannot dictate the entire standings result.
AI Commissioner After Dark · The Roast
Mike reached first place and finished dead fucking last. Magnifique.
Read the part you’re probably going to wish you hadn’t
Mike Klemens named the team Va te faire foutre — "go fuck yourself" — which is an aggressively confident thing to print on the side of a fantasy team that eventually finished in 14th place with 454 points. For a couple of weeks Mike strutted around in first place like he'd cracked the fucking code. Then the next 29 events turned around, bent the team name over the leaderboard, and returned that message directly to sender. By August, "Va te faire foutre" wasn't trash talk anymore. It was the standings giving Mike instructions.
Let's admire the fucking trajectory. After The American Express at Event 2, Mike was sitting in first place. First fucking place. Then he spent the rest of the season backing down the standings like somebody had put the transmission in reverse and snapped the shifter off. Going from first place to 14th place is a 13-place collapse — every single possible place except the basement, and Mike made damn sure he rented that too. The team went from 32 points at The American Express to 1 miserable point at Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches. That's not losing momentum. That's driving the fucking golf cart off a cliff, rolling it three times, and asking if the scorecard is still usable.
Scottie Scheffler scored 131 points, ranked 1st among all PS&T golfers, and accounted for 28.9% of this entire shitshow. Scottie wasn't the MVP; he was the exhausted adult dragging eleven bags through the airport while Mike's roster wandered off toward the fucking Cinnabon. The top five golfers supplied 71.4% of all scoring, leaving the bottom six to contribute the fantasy-golf equivalent of loose change and lint. Then there's Keegan Bradley: 16 points, ranked 45th overall, and dead fucking last among all 8 drafted Pool C golfers. Dead. Fucking. Last. Mike could have left that roster slot blank, drawn a little sad face in the box, and at least saved himself the weekly disappointment. And because apparently one dead-last pool pick wasn't enough fucking punishment, Corey Conners also finished dead last in Pool D at 6 of 6. Mike didn't draft a supporting cast; he drafted witnesses for the prosecution.
And when the schedule actually asked this roster to grow a pair, things got even more fucking embarrassing. The four majors produced 72 points, which ranked 14th in the league — dead fucking last in major scoring. The playoffs were only slightly less ugly: 70 points, good for 12th place. Then the second half produced 217 points, which also ranked 14th. Mike somehow took a team that had already reached first place and spent the rest of the season proving, week by fucking week, that the early lead might have been a clerical error. Yes, the team won 2 tournaments. Congratulations. That's two nice weekends buried inside a 32-event landfill. The rest of the league didn't need to beat Va te faire foutre by the end; it just needed to wait for the damn thing to finish beating itself.
Mike told the league to go fuck itself. The league said, 'After you.'
Fantasy-golf decisions only. Everybody's dignity was left on the first tee.