2026 Post-Season Report

Glenn Shelley

The Eff-enators

A tough year with lessons everywhere

The Eff-enators, managed by Glenn Shelley, finished in 13th Place overall with 523 points. Scottie Scheffler led the roster with 131 PS&T points, and a D team grade closed the book on 2026.

Season GradeDFinal Rank 13
Final Rank13
Season Points523
Points Back143
Weekly Winnings$2.50

The Season Story

How 2026 unfolded

The Eff-enators closed 2026 in 13th Place with 523 points. The final standing was a fair reflection of an uneven season, but the roster still produced individual bright spots and stretches worth remembering.

Scottie Scheffler was the team MVP with 131 points, finishing 1st Place among all PS&T golfers. Matt Fitzpatrick supplied another 74 points, while Xander Schauffele emerged as one of the roster's most efficient value picks.

The high-water mark came at THE PLAYERS Championship, where the team scored 34 points and finished in 6th Place for the week. The low point was Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches at just 0 points. The roster got stronger as the year went on, improving from 251 points in the first half to 272 in the second.

Major Championship Points became the clearest team signature: 89, good for 9th Place in PS&T. The four majors produced 89 points (9th Place), while the three playoff events produced 56 (14th Place).

Roster Report Card

All 11 golfers, graded

The Eff-enators 2026 roster grades and season points
GolferPoolPtsScoring WksPS&T RankPool Finish*Grade
Scottie SchefflerA131191Only drafted golferA++
Matt FitzpatrickE741932nd of 10A+
Sam BurnsD581792nd of 6A
Xander SchauffeleF5618121st of 9A
Robert MacIntyreC5317143rd of 8A-
Ben GriffinB3518T213rd of 4B
Harry HallE2913T277th of 10B-
Justin ThomasC2616T304th of 8B-
Denny McCarthyF2416367th of 9C
Corey ConnersD2319T376th of 6C
Max GreysermanWC141246WildcardF

* Pool Finish compares a golfer with the other golfers from that same draft pool who were selected by at least one PS&T team.

League Profile

What defined this team

Tournament Wins

1T12 in PS&T

Podium Finishes

7T10 in PS&T

Top-Five Finishes

8T12 in PS&T

Top-Half Finishes

13No. 12 in PS&T

The Full Review

The season, unpacked

The numbers above are the quick read. This is the deeper story of the picks, the roster construction, the standings race, and the moments that actually shaped the season.

Pick of the Year

Scottie Scheffler set the pace

25% of the team's season points

Scottie Scheffler was the roster's most productive golfer from start to finish: 131 PS&T points, 1st Place overall, and points scored in 19 of the 32 events.

27 of those points came in the four majors. He also produced 13 top-10 scoring finishes and 3 full 11-point performances. This was the kind of pick that gave the entire roster a dependable ceiling every time he entered the field.

Best Value

Xander Schauffele beat the price tag

56 points from Pool F

Xander Schauffele delivered 56 points and finished 12th Place among every PS&T golfer. Among Pool F golfers, he ranked 1st Place out of 9 in season scoring.

The value was not just one hot tournament. He scored in 18 events and supplied 7 top-10 scoring finishes. For a season-long league, that steady return from a non-premium roster slot is exactly the kind of production that changes a team's floor.

The Supporting Cast

How the roster was really built

372 points from the top five

This was a top-heavy roster: the five leading golfers accounted for 71.1% of all team scoring. Together they produced 372 points. Behind the MVP, Matt Fitzpatrick, Sam Burns, Xander Schauffele and Robert MacIntyre formed the core that determined whether the team could turn a star season into a strong fantasy finish.

The fifth-best scorer still contributed 53 points, which is a useful shorthand for the roster's depth. In a 32-event format, those middle-roster contributions matter almost as much as the headline names because zeroes and one-point weeks accumulate quickly.

The One That Missed

Max Greyserman was the toughest roster spot

2.7% of team scoring

No 11-player fantasy roster is perfect, and Max Greyserman was the least productive slot here. He finished with 14 points, 46th Place overall, and scored in 12 events.

That does not erase the useful weeks he did provide, but over an entire season this was the spot that gave the team the least return. On a contender, stronger production here can turn a close race into breathing room; on a lower-finishing team, it is exactly the kind of roster hole that becomes difficult to hide.

What Really Defined This Team

Major Championship Points told the clearest story

9th Place in Major Championship Points

The strongest league-wide indicator was major championship points: 89, ranking 9th Place in PS&T. That is more revealing than any single hot week because it shows what the team repeatedly did well across the schedule.

At the other end, playoff points was the softer spot at 56, ranking 14th Place. The majors produced 89 points and the playoffs produced 56, so the biggest stages either reinforced the team's identity or exposed the gap between its best and worst stretches.

On the Biggest Stages

Majors and playoffs exposed the roster's ceiling

89 major pts · 56 playoff pts

The four majors were their own mini-season. This roster scored 89 major points, good for 9th Place in PS&T. The biggest individual contributors were Scottie Scheffler (27), Sam Burns (25), Justin Thomas (11).

The three-event playoff run produced 56 points and a 14th Place league ranking. Scottie Scheffler (23), Sam Burns (11), Xander Schauffele (7) led that closing stretch. For teams in contention, those seven high-pressure events often decided the final tier of the standings; for everyone else, they showed which roster pieces still had enough form to finish the year strongly.

The Standings Race

A season that peaked in 3rd Place

Peak standing: 3rd Place

The team climbed as high as 3rd Place after Sony Open in Hawaii, before settling back to its final position. The path through 32 events was not linear; good weeks moved the team into range, while quiet weeks quickly gave those gains back.

At the finish, 1 point separated it from The Brew-zers directly ahead. That final spacing is useful context: it shows whether one additional strong tournament could have changed the finishing tier or whether the roster needed a more fundamental scoring lift.

Season Turning Points

The weeks that changed the story

Event 9Best scoring week

THE PLAYERS Championship

Week
34 pts
Season Total
127
Standing
13

34 points and a 6th-Place weekly finish pushed the season total to 127.

Event 1High-water mark

Sony Open in Hawaii

Week
17 pts
Season Total
17
Standing
3

Sony Open in Hawaii put the team in 3rd Place in the season standings.

Event 10Biggest move

Valspar Championship

Week
22 pts
Season Total
149
Standing
12

A 22-point week improved the season position by 1 place.

Final Assessment

A rough season with a very clear offseason lesson

Final rank 13th Place

The Eff-enators finished with 523 points in 13th Place overall. The top five golfers accounted for 71.1% of the scoring, while Max Greyserman represented the lowest-return roster slot. Those two facts explain a lot about both the ceiling and the limitations of the team.

The season needs to be judged by the full body of work, not just its best weekends. Scottie Scheffler provided a real bright spot, but the roster needed more golfers to live in that productive middle tier. The clearest offseason goal is simple: raise the floor so one or two misses cannot dictate the entire standings result.

AI Commissioner After Dark · The Roast

The team name censored the F-word. The season did not.

No mulligans. No mercy.
Read the part you’re probably going to wish you hadn’t

Glenn Shelley gave us The Eff-enators, a team name that politely tiptoes around saying "fuck" while playing in a league where nobody else bothered with manners. The roster finished in 13th place with 523 points, so by August the most accurate spelling probably needed the full goddamn word anyway.

Glenn was in 3rd place after the opening Sony Open in Hawaii, which was a lovely little teaser trailer for a movie nobody ended up seeing. The Eff-enators then dropped ten places and finished 13th. The best week was 34 points; the worst was 0, with one full-team zero. The F-word was not censored on those Sundays.

Scottie Scheffler scored 131 points and exactly 25% of the team total. The top five produced 71.1%, while Max Greyserman delivered 14 and ranked 46th overall. When five golfers are doing seven-tenths of the work, the remaining six are not a supporting cast. They're background extras hoping craft services has beer.

The majors were respectable enough at 89 points, but the playoffs generated only 56, ranked 14th in the entire league. The roster won 1 tournament and actually improved from 251 first-half points to 272 in the second. Then the postseason arrived and the team hit the bleep button on its own fucking score.

No need to censor it, Glenn. Some weeks were simply fucked.

Fantasy-golf decisions only. Everybody's dignity was left on the first tee.