2026 Post-Season Report

Sam Clem

The Bourbon Apocalypse

Built for the biggest weeks

The Bourbon Apocalypse, managed by Sam Clem, finished in 7th Place overall with 597 points. Scottie Scheffler led the roster with 131 PS&T points, and a B team grade closed the book on 2026.

Season GradeBFinal Rank 7
Final Rank7
Season Points597
Points Back69
Weekly Winnings$7.50

The Season Story

How 2026 unfolded

The Bourbon Apocalypse finished in the league's top half in 7th Place with 597 points. The season had enough quality to stay relevant, but not quite enough sustained production to break into the podium fight.

Scottie Scheffler was the team MVP with 131 points, finishing 1st Place among all PS&T golfers. Matt Fitzpatrick supplied another 74 points, while Cameron Young emerged as one of the roster's most efficient value picks.

The high-water mark came at THE PLAYERS Championship, where the team scored 42 points and finished tied for 2nd Place for the week. The low point was Sony Open in Hawaii at just 0 points. The scoring profile was remarkably balanced: 306 points in the first half and 291 in the second.

Major Championship Points became the clearest team signature: 114, good for 3rd Place in PS&T. The four majors produced 114 points (3rd Place), while the three playoff events produced 80 (T7).

Roster Report Card

All 11 golfers, graded

The Bourbon Apocalypse 2026 roster grades and season points
GolferPoolPtsScoring WksPS&T RankPool Finish*Grade
Scottie SchefflerA131191Only drafted golferA++
Matt FitzpatrickE741932nd of 10A+
Cameron YoungC721941st of 8A+
Sam BurnsD581792nd of 6A
Tommy FleetwoodB5718T101st of 4A
Xander SchauffeleF5618121st of 9A
Akshay BhatiaE4314T154th of 10A-
Sungjae ImF3816T182nd of 9A-
Patrick CantlayD3616205th of 6B+
Justin ThomasC2616T304th of 8B-
Luke ClantonWC6649WildcardF

* Pool Finish compares a golfer with the other golfers from that same draft pool who were selected by at least one PS&T team.

League Profile

What defined this team

Tournament Wins

2T8 in PS&T

Podium Finishes

8T6 in PS&T

Top-Five Finishes

13T6 in PS&T

Top-Half Finishes

16No. 9 in PS&T

The Full Review

The season, unpacked

The numbers above are the quick read. This is the deeper story of the picks, the roster construction, the standings race, and the moments that actually shaped the season.

Pick of the Year

Scottie Scheffler set the pace

21.9% of the team's season points

Scottie Scheffler was the roster's most productive golfer from start to finish: 131 PS&T points, 1st Place overall, and points scored in 19 of the 32 events.

27 of those points came in the four majors. He also produced 13 top-10 scoring finishes and 3 full 11-point performances. This was the kind of pick that gave the entire roster a dependable ceiling every time he entered the field.

Best Value

Cameron Young beat the price tag

72 points from Pool C

Cameron Young delivered 72 points and finished 4th Place among every PS&T golfer. Among Pool C golfers, he ranked 1st Place out of 8 in season scoring.

The value was not just one hot tournament. He scored in 19 events and supplied 8 top-10 scoring finishes. For a season-long league, that steady return from a non-premium roster slot is exactly the kind of production that changes a team's floor.

The Supporting Cast

How the roster was really built

392 points from the top five

The scoring distribution landed in a healthy middle ground, with the top five responsible for 65.7% of the total. Together they produced 392 points. Behind the MVP, Matt Fitzpatrick, Cameron Young, Sam Burns and Tommy Fleetwood formed the core that determined whether the team could turn a star season into a strong fantasy finish.

The fifth-best scorer still contributed 57 points, which is a useful shorthand for the roster's depth. In a 32-event format, those middle-roster contributions matter almost as much as the headline names because zeroes and one-point weeks accumulate quickly.

The One That Missed

Luke Clanton was the toughest roster spot

1% of team scoring

No 11-player fantasy roster is perfect, and Luke Clanton was the least productive slot here. He finished with 6 points, 49th Place overall, and scored in 6 events.

That does not erase the useful weeks he did provide, but over an entire season this was the spot that gave the team the least return. On a contender, stronger production here can turn a close race into breathing room; on a lower-finishing team, it is exactly the kind of roster hole that becomes difficult to hide.

What Really Defined This Team

Major Championship Points told the clearest story

3rd Place in Major Championship Points

The strongest league-wide indicator was major championship points: 114, ranking 3rd Place in PS&T. That is more revealing than any single hot week because it shows what the team repeatedly did well across the schedule.

At the other end, top-half finishes was the softer spot at 16, ranking 9th Place. The majors produced 114 points and the playoffs produced 80, so the biggest stages either reinforced the team's identity or exposed the gap between its best and worst stretches.

On the Biggest Stages

Majors and playoffs exposed the roster's ceiling

114 major pts · 80 playoff pts

The four majors were their own mini-season. This roster scored 114 major points, good for 3rd Place in PS&T. The biggest individual contributors were Scottie Scheffler (27), Sam Burns (25), Cameron Young (21).

The three-event playoff run produced 80 points and a T7 league ranking. Scottie Scheffler (23), Patrick Cantlay (12), Sam Burns (11) led that closing stretch. For teams in contention, those seven high-pressure events often decided the final tier of the standings; for everyone else, they showed which roster pieces still had enough form to finish the year strongly.

The Standings Race

A season that peaked in 5th Place

Peak standing: 5th Place

The team climbed as high as 5th Place after The Open Championship, before settling back to its final position. The path through 32 events was not linear; good weeks moved the team into range, while quiet weeks quickly gave those gains back.

At the finish, 12 points separated it from S O S directly ahead. That final spacing is useful context: it shows whether one additional strong tournament could have changed the finishing tier or whether the roster needed a more fundamental scoring lift.

Season Turning Points

The weeks that changed the story

Event 9Best scoring week

THE PLAYERS Championship

Week
42 pts
Season Total
154
Standing
10

42 points and a tie for 2nd Place in the weekly standings pushed the season total to 154.

Event 26High-water mark

The Open Championship

Week
39 pts
Season Total
484
Standing
5

The Open Championship put the team in 5th Place in the season standings.

Event 10Biggest move

Valspar Championship

Week
33 pts
Season Total
187
Standing
7

A 33-point week improved the season position by 3 places.

Final Assessment

Good enough to matter, short of the podium

Final rank 7th Place

The Bourbon Apocalypse finished with 597 points in 7th Place overall. The top five golfers accounted for 65.7% of the scoring, while Luke Clanton represented the lowest-return roster slot. Those two facts explain a lot about both the ceiling and the limitations of the team.

There was enough here to be competitive. The next step is turning major championship points into a broader weekly identity and reducing the number of low-return roster spots. A few more dependable middle-roster contributions would have changed the ceiling of this team.

AI Commissioner After Dark · The Roast

The apocalypse arrived. Unfortunately, it hit the roster first.

No mulligans. No mercy.
Read the part you’re probably going to wish you hadn’t

Sam Clem promised The Bourbon Apocalypse, which sounds terrifying until you realize most of the destruction happened to Sam's own place in the standings. The team finished in 7th place with 597 points. If this was the apocalypse, the rest of the league mostly watched it from a safe distance while eating snacks.

Sam got the Apocalypse as high as 5th place after The Open Championship, then watched it stagger two places backward to seventh. The best week delivered 42 points; the worst delivered 0, and there were two zero-point weeks. Apparently even the end of the world takes occasional Sundays off.

Scottie Scheffler scored 131 points and 21.9% of the total. Luke Clanton supplied only 6 and ranked 49th overall. The top five owned 65.7% of the scoring, leaving the bottom six to play the role of empty bottles rolling around in the back seat after last call.

The majors were the strong stuff: 114 points and ranked 3rd in PS&T. The team also won 2 tournaments. But the halves slipped from 306 to 291, and the playoffs managed only 80. Sam built a roster that showed up for the big bottles and occasionally forgot the ordinary mixers counted too.

The bourbon may have survived. The fucking roster is another story.

Fantasy-golf decisions only. Everybody's dignity was left on the first tee.